You’ve been tarot-curious for so long. All the cool kids are doing it. Are you ready? The season’s hottest form of the occult is quite literally at your fingertips when you hire me.

Unsure about a big life choice? Need to get a little personal guidance (with someone who's not going to bullshit you)? Throwing a fete with your favorite friends and want to add a little mystery and magic?

My friend, you'd better get yourself a tarot card reader. In fact, I see one in your future🔮. 

With affordable hourly or nightly rates and a tough-but-cheery disposition, I'm your girl. I specialize in events where I am, I dare say, a highly popular draw.

I’ve read at:

• Bachelorette weekends

• Charitable events

• Weddings

• Wine-and-cupcake soirees

• Birthday parties

• Store openings

• High school grad nights

• And OF COURSE, Halloween parties!

🔮I provide everything you need. Your guests will love me. 🔮

💉 Thanks to SCIENCE, I’m back to booking in person in the Portland, Oregon region. I’m vaxxed. You should be, too. 💉

I accept:

• VenMo

• PayPal

• CashApp

• Cash slid subtly across a table with a wink (wink not contractually required)

• Barter (seriously, I love to barter. If you cut curly hair, we can make a trade!)

And I use a sliding scale because tarot is for everyone.

If you're interested in hiring me, either personally or for a party or other event, check out my contact page. I'm flexible, easy to work with, and a total draw. I’m also available for regular engagements at bars or other spaces — let’s talk about it!

Send me a message. ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

You can also follow me on Instagram if you’re into tarot memes.